Here, we welcome yet another new lady to the House of Gord. Mya appeared briefly in the San Francisco Café scene a few weeks back and, having met her, we invited her up to test her metal on some Gordian contraptions. As it happened she came at a very advantageous time. We were looking for a flexible drop-dead stunner to test out a new prototype Hood Ornament device designed around the capabilities of Claire Adams. Mya proved to a perfect subject for the tests.

It's the only way to travel, for Madison that is. As usual with any of these front mounted chicks, they want to go faster and further. For some reason, binding a chick to the front of a truck creates a need for speed in everyone concerned.

Wenona tries out the prototype splitter hood ornament. At this time the device didn't have all the automated leg splitting screw jacks, rapid advance dildo rams, dildo rotators, etc., etc. Adjusting the angle of splits was simply a matter of clamping the gal on and then lifting the arms until she was at maximum before locking them off. But it made a fantastic feature. (Remastered SD Video, Length: 30+ Minutes)

Gord’s new chandelier is designed to look as elegant and flimsy as can be so as not to detract from its main feature, Ceci's incredible form. Ceci is hoisted a few inches, then a foot or so. and we check out how she is feeling.

Everything is good, and she told us afterwards that it was far more comfortable than she expected. Next, Ceci rides the truck splits rig, although she had already been stretched wide for some time so we decided not to push her into a full splits position.

Finally, Lydia is a bar table; as elegant a bar table as only Lydia can be. As for Ceci, well she had so much fun that day she got relegated to the bar stool where she spent sometime contemplating Gord's crotch at close range..